“Over 900 grain entrapments have been reported since 1964,” you may be thinking to yourself because you are also trapped inside an enormous tank of grain. Also you’re single. Also it’s Valentine’s Day.
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Let us let you in on a little secret: Haunted dolls aren’t just for the 1% anymore. That’s right, with a little elbow grease, a dead person’s garbage, and super specific planetary alignment, you too can lay claim to the hottest trend of 2017: An ultra feminine toy that harbors a dark cloud of spiritual energy. In this special report to Kaye, we explain how in five fool-proof, fully illustrated steps. |