“Over 900 grain entrapments have been reported since 1964,” you may be thinking to yourself because you are also trapped inside an enormous tank of grain. Also you’re single. Also it’s Valentine’s Day.
Don’t despair, we here at kaye have some fun tips for celebrating Valentine’s Day even if you don’t have a date and can’t feel your legs!
Focus on the positive
Sure, you haven’t met that special someone just yet, but there’s plenty of fish in the sea! Also, the corn isn’t even up to your sternum yet, which means there may still be time for a successful rescue.
Do something just for you
Get a manicure! Wait no you can’t do that in a grain silo. Breathe slowly and try not to think about the force of gravity that is pulling you down into the depths of an enormous bin of hard kernels.
Celebrate your independence
Once you get out of the grain silo!
happy valentine's day!!!