Here at kaye, we love all things food and also things that smell like food! Each week we go through millions of recipes to find ones that are tantalizing and easy to follow. Lately we've stumbled upon lots of recipes calling for a "knob of butter." For inexperienced cooks, or regular people who just want to know how much fucking butter is in a recipe, this can be a challenge.
“Over 900 grain entrapments have been reported since 1964,” you may be thinking to yourself because you are also trapped inside an enormous tank of grain. Also you’re single. Also it’s Valentine’s Day.
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one Nacho Eater to dissolve the gastronomic bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Appetizers and of the Snacking God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of all nacho eaters requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that these nachos were created for me, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain undefinable Ingredients, that among these are Chips, Cheese, and the pursuit of Chorizo. — That to secure these nachos, Sharing is instituted among nacho eaters, deriving its just powers from the consent of the Menu Readers, — That whenever any Form of Sharing (of nachos) becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Nacho Eaters to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Nacho Sharing Rules, laying their foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Satiety and Hunger.